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Item # 666



Currently 3 Sins First bid 3 Sins
Time left EONS # of bids 2  
Started

Two Centuries Ago, more or less

 Location HADES - Hotspot of the World
Ends IT'S NEVER ENDING! Country Down Below
Seller (Rating) Old Scratch (666) STARLIGHT, STARBRIGHT, LET ME WIN THIS AUCTION TONITE. Shades of Hades!  I am the walrus, ook, ooka choo.
High bid 3 sins - 1 mortal, 2 generic Payment Souls - Sorry, NO PrayPal

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Description

Get in League with the Devil, RESULTS Guaranteed!

YES, sign me up, Satan, I want the following (scroll on down, don't be shy): 

  WEALTH - Fabulous Riches - Beyond your widest dreams!

  LIFE ETERNAL - Our most popular choice!

  SUCCESS - Workaholics Delite!

  LOOKS - Yes, you can have "Looks" even if vanity is one of your sins!

  SEX - The perennial fave!

  POWER - The ultimate Aphrodisiac?

  CHARISMA - Be a charming LITTLE devil!

  GAMBLING, WINNING - It's only a sin if you lose.

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