| It might sound funny, but I really do hate the mailman. When he shoves that mail thru the door, it drives me crazy! I bark and bark wav real audio, but he won't take it away! So I bite the mail and tear it. When I'm really mad I even pee on it. |
 | First I attack the mail and bite it quickly into submission. |
 | Then I aggressively bark at the mailman so he won't ever do that again. If someone would just open the door I'd... |
 | ...attack the mailman like he was this letter. ARRRG ARRRG! |
